Suspensions

The Suspension Tightrope – Perilous

A raft of weekend bookings saw as many as five Premier League protagonists clamber onto the Suspension Tightrope after receiving their ninth caution of the campaign. One more yellow for any of our quintet triggers an automatic two-match ban now – bearing in mind the curfew is up to and including the Sunday April 14 (Gameweek 33), there’s every chance at least a couple could succumb to suspension.

The five guilty parties are Marouane Fellaini, David Luiz, Gary Caldwell, Craig Gardner and Matthew Lowton, with the first two the obvious concern for Fantasy managers. With Everton looking forward to a double Gameweek 33 (QPR, ars), Fellaini will be a clear target for investment but, in order to avoid the ban, has to engineer four league matches without falling foul of the referee – a Gameweek 31 home clash with Stoke, where he comes face to face with Ryan Shawcross once again, is likely to test his temperament. The frustrating thing for those looking to draft him in for the double is that even if Fellaini manages to go the next three without receiving a yellow, a booking in the first match of the double (at home to QPR on Saturday April 13) would take him over the 10-card limit and leave him unavailable for the second match of the Gameweek, away to Arsenal three days later.

Luiz will potentially teeter on the Tightrope for five games. The Chelsea defender currently has four league games and an FA Cup Sixth Round replay against United also set to take place before Gameweek 33 – depending on the result of that match, he will subsequently have either three league fixtures and a Semi-Final on his agenda or four league games, should United knock the Blues out. There’s also the somewhat unlikely scenario of a sixth game, though. If Rafa Benitez’s side are knocked out of both the FA Cup and Europa League, the Premier League could theoretically reschedule their trip to Fulham, initially set for last weekend, to a date prior to Gameweek 33.

While Gardner, Lowton and Caldwell all have four games apiece before the deadline, the latter could have five matches to prevail. Wigan’s trip to City, initially scheduled for Gameweek 29, has yet to be given a new date – although both sides are through to the Semi-Finals, City’s lack of European action may yet see the match take place before Gameweek 33, affording both clubs a double and adding an extra fixture for Caldwell to navigate.

In terms of those already on the sidelines, both Pavel Pogrebnyak and Robert Huth are set to serve the last of their respective three-match bans for serious foul play and violent conduct respectively, this weekend. Villa’s Fabian Delph sits out the second of a two-match ban – he was the first player to break through the 10 card barrier earlier this month.

Paul Is certain he won't make the same mistakes next season. Follow them on Twitter

2,620 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Bloody Saffers 🙄

    Open Controls
    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Insert Oscar Pistorious joker here.

      Open Controls
    2. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Insert Oscar Pistorious joke here.

      Open Controls
      1. @ImpressiveTackl
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        *

        Open Controls
    3. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Not you Tina, the ones there ^^

      Open Controls
  2. There's Always One!
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Any michu owners getting rid of him?

    Open Controls
    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Probably, when a DGW comes along.

      Open Controls
      1. Goaldigger
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Thinking same. Might ditch him for Maloney (who has a dgw coming), which allows me to afford more juicy dgw players.

        Open Controls
    2. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Serviously considering it. Once Chelsea fixtures are sorted then want to get Hazard/Mata or even Lampard in for him.

      Open Controls
    3. Pasqualinho
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Looks like a few are. Second highest NTO today (Lambert's highest).

      Open Controls
  3. Goaldigger
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    54 points from Swedish number 1... do I have a chance? Hopefully he's oblivious to the dgw/blanks up ahead, but does seem pretty savy.

    Open Controls
    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      If I know the Swedish number one like I think I do 😛 54pts is not an insurmountable lead.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM

      Open Controls
      1. iCon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Hey mate, got your mail; replied previous page; got to run though

        Open Controls
      2. Goaldigger
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        one in a million... guess I'll take it 🙂

        Open Controls
    2. Dago
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I would imagine Gargamel is up there somewhere.

      Open Controls
      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Garg 4th & 4 points ahead.

        Open Controls
        1. Goaldigger
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Might've passed him this week then.

          Open Controls
          1. Goaldigger
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Fail...

            Open Controls
          2. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            He's 4th, you're 6th. You passed him?

            Open Controls
            1. Goaldigger
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Hence the "fail".

              Think I'll join your Millionaires Club soon btw.

              Open Controls
              1. TorresMagic™
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 15 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                Nice. GW27 was close.

                Open Controls
      2. Goaldigger
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah even if I manage to overtake this guy, there are plenty others looking like they really want it.

        Open Controls
    3. Dealbert
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No, not since I'm ahead of you at 3rd, 40 pts after...

      Open Controls
      1. Goaldigger
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Hello almost-neighbour :))

        Open Controls
        1. Dealbert
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Hehe, but in fact the current no 1 was like 5th overall a couple of GWs ago and he was like 85 pts ahead of me only 3 GWs ago... so he's on a bad streak...

          Open Controls
          1. Dealbert
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Sorry, 5th in Scout league and 11th overall

            Open Controls
            1. Goaldigger
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Yeah I noticed. I've gained 48 points on him in just a couple of weeks. Hopefully it continues.

              You've got a great looking team. Envious of LE, I never seem to be able to get him in. Lots of differentials between us, should be an interesting race.

              Open Controls
              1. Dealbert
                • 11 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                Thanks! I've tried to deviate from the template team, mainly by not having Michu, Fellaini and, to some extent, Lambert. Let's see how it goes. I'm envious of your TV!!

                Open Controls
              2. Goaldigger
                • 12 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                *JE (Jose Enrique, why do I keep calling him Luis Enrique, terribly annoying)

                Open Controls
  4. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    jeez, bunch of losers at totalfpl.

    Open Controls
    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Unbelievable....

      Open Controls
    2. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Who cares? Just ignore it.

      Open Controls
    3. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Lol at the Christina Quiz show idea - is that you?

      Open Controls
      1. Christina.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        yeah, lol

        Open Controls
        1. Christina.
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          -1

          I'm not part of what's going on there at the moment.

          Open Controls
        2. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          "How big are Christina's wife's jugs?"

          😆

          Open Controls
          1. Christina.
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            *raises hands

            Open Controls
  5. Willis.
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    OK. Who's faking me on TotalFPL. Man up and fight me 1v1 in real life ya bish.

    Open Controls
  6. roscola
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Question to Americans from a British dimwit. This article is very interesting. As someone said, it's everything that's wrong with the American senate system in one picture.

    http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/03/11/us/politics/small-state-advantage.html?_r=1&

    But why are there more Senators than there are states?

    Open Controls
    1. roscola
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I should have just checked Wikipedia: two senators per state.

      Open Controls
      1. COMH
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        1 gun nut and 1 anti guns? Or is it 2 gun nuts per state?

        Open Controls
        1. roscola
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Where does Charlton Heston live? He counts for both required gun nuts in his state

          Open Controls
          1. COMH
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            No Man's Land, Illinois apparently.

            Open Controls
    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      New Hampshire and Arkansas would seem to destroy that theory ...

      Open Controls
      1. roscola
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I don't think they're claiming that it's a 100% perfect inverse-correlation, just a trend.

        New Hampshire and Arkansas are outliers but it's clear that the most populous states are towards the bottom of the per-capita aid table.

        Open Controls
  7. yash
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    What do u guys think,Will Rooney start this week?

    Open Controls
    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I think yes.

      Open Controls
  8. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    This kid is pretty decent at accents....

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=151991804961699

    Open Controls
  9. Butters
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Skimming through the threads, I have no idea what's going on today 😯

    Open Controls
    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      someone is impersonating someone on totalFPL, forca inter posts his real pictures,tehre will be a massive dgw at gw39 and if people would not be able to post "RVP or Rooney?" pages will change at half speed.
      there, thats all you need to know this morning.

      Open Controls
    2. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Your 12 straight green arrows are the first sequence I have been impressed with in years of playing FPL.

      Open Controls
  10. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    podolski now roumured to be leaving.
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4836793/Lukas-Podolski-could-leave-Arsenal-in-the-summer-with-Juventus-and-Atletico-Madrid-both-interested.html

    well done arsene - bench him every second week for teh likes of ramsey and see if he still likes to play for you.

    Open Controls
    1. COMH
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Exactly! You don't bench a player like Podolski and play the likes of Ramsey. Embarrassing.

      Open Controls
      1. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        you dont play ramsey. point. end of discussion. surely he has pictures if wenger with a monkey - cant understand why he constantly plays on expense of podolsky/walcott/cazorla/others.

        Open Controls
        1. COMH
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Arse'ene can't get enough of players he brought through his system. He has blind faith in them regardless of form.

          Open Controls
    2. Dago
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      He was scoring and assisting in every game, great form, then benched the following week.

      Open Controls
  11. Kazza_
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    What to do keep suarez or double up and get Rooney - can see big score for Man u esp as reading have no manager!

    Open Controls
    1. Butters
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I can also see another big score for Suarez, man is on form.

      Open Controls
    2. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Keep Suarez until end of the season.

      Open Controls
  12. Clay
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Who would you play this week, Samba or Turner?

    Open Controls
    1. Goaldigger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Samba for threat. Since you got him, don't miss out on his haul. It's coming I can feel it.

      Open Controls
      1. @ImpressiveTackl
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah. Samba.

        Open Controls
    2. Clay
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Cheers fellas. Samba it is.

      Open Controls
  13. HarryS
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Best defender for £4.7M?

    Open Controls
    1. Dealbert
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Dawson

      Open Controls
    2. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      sagna. (best in FPL terms yes? not real life where he sucks)

      Open Controls
    3. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Sagna soon.

      Open Controls
  14. Dealbert
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Score predicitions for the big game tonight? You reckon Milan will make it?

    I would say they have a slight advantage but still pretty close....

    Open Controls
    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      2-0 and extra time. Milan out in extra time.

      Open Controls
    2. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      3-1 Milan through

      Open Controls
    3. Goaldigger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Barca will bounce back I think. Just cannot see Milan knocking them out, doesn't seem realistic somehow...

      Open Controls
  15. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    That's next week's transfers sorted then if the DGW works out like ENR predicted...

    Sissoko (mcy) & Sturridge (avl) -> Santi (REA) & Berba (QPR, CHE)

    Open Controls
    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      What did ENR predict? Do tell...

      Open Controls
  16. roscola
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city/9923722/Manchester-City-defender-Micah-Richards-set-to-return-against-Newcaslte-after-four-months-out-through-injury.html

    Micah Richards back in time for Newcastle game (GW31). Realistically, will he replace Zabaleta? Zaba has been phenomenal this season and he's super-popular at the club.

    Open Controls
    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Never underestimate the stupid whims of Roberto Mancini.

      Open Controls
      1. roscola
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        True. Bugger.

        Open Controls
        1. roscola
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          So that's both my big hitters (Zaba & Evans) at serious risk of rotation 👿

          Open Controls
          1. Get up ya bum
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Richards really doesn't put zabaletta at serious risk

            Open Controls
            1. roscola
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              I'd love to think that

              Open Controls
          2. @ImpressiveTackl
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            It's not a big problem IMO. Even the cheap options (e.g. Demel, Clyne, Harte etc) have not been "nailed on" this season nevermind the likes of Rafael, Luiz etc. It's very hard to get defenders who play week in week out without putting up the moolah (Evra, Baines etc), just ride it out as Evans and Zaba are great picks.

            Open Controls
            1. roscola
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Cheers IT, appreciate it

              Open Controls
  17. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    NEW POST GEEZERS.

    Open Controls