Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

3,470 Comments Post a Comment
  1. HappyMonday
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ok...lets try again...for a different fantasy league game...Milner or Chadli just for this week?

    Thanks guys

    1. HappyMonday
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Oooh top of page 😀

    2. Rafabio
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Chadli

    3. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Chadli, more of a goal threat and we dont know where liverpool players will play when all their squad back fit

      1. HappyMonday
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Cheers guys

  2. edfiasco
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Live

    1. Mr. Grv
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      no

  3. Sleep Talk
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Not even 3M players, what was all the fuzz about?

  4. Acquafresca
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    So Jones on the bench with Blind starting CB?

    lol.

    1. CHANCING PUNT
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Jones isn't on the bench.

      1. Acquafresca
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        What happened to him?

        1. The Nuttmxn
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Van Gaal passed judgment on his preseason, or he's injured again.

  5. PlayON
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Killian here from PlayON - Daily Fantasy Football,

    Only 15 minutes to pick your teams and enter the £2,000 in GUARANTEED POTS on offer for Gameweek 1 - enter here:

    https://playon.co/#/enter-games

  6. Tommytour
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Just gone Lukkau UFPL captain 😎

  7. Back to Back Ballacks
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

    1. sleecc
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      that's the reason why the FPL server struggling.

  8. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    H2H matches not generated?

    1. Hammers Select
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Aye cant find them myself

  9. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    updating again

    1. Rafabio
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Hey Bemba! Good luck this season mate.

  10. AIRMILES
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Whaaat. I can't see others' teams.

    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Remember that season when you could? Before the first deadline. Fun times...

  11. edfiasco
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    aaaaand gone again. Teases

  12. Les Bleus
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Updating again 😀

  13. FantaCity
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Game is updating ... again?

  14. Bolivian Seaman
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    First game of the season.. adverts

  15. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Game update only for a bit.

  16. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    FPL back down

  17. Sleep Talk
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    What? They're updating again?

  18. Piggs Boson
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I think I managed to submit my GW2 team...

    1. Jay_
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Lol

      • Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I made a transfer.....

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          🙂

        2. The Nuttmxn
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          I've taken a hit, risky I know but I think it will work out.

      • Les Bleus
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Same 😀

      • AIRMILES
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        me too. it looked gash.

      • AIRMILES
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        lets hoe they dont apply those changes to this gw!

        1. AIRMILES
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          *hope

    2. Mane Of Steel
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Come on Ro(x2)ney

    3. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Here's what I ended with:

      Butland Hennessey

      Ivanovic Cedric Huth Coates Oxford

      Hazard Cazorla Mane Sinclair Bentaleb

      Aguero Rooney Deeney

    4. Donnie Brasco´s
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      NOT Updated!

    5. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Free WC 😎

    6. foreverton
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Captain Hazard or Lukaku?

    7. money face bandwagon
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Lol@f5 refreshers

    8. Wings Fan
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Mine hasn't updated yet

    9. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      No FPL this season chaps. Sorry

    10. The Pep Revolution
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Seriously? Thats just teasing us 🙁

    11. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Man united (0.5) handicap vs Spurs... Still Man U Wins it ?

    12. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Trolls.