Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 6

I’ve got results but I think I may have just lost the dressing room.

There have been several turning points.

Firstly, my continual underestimation of Etienne Capoue’s ability has caused dissenting murmurings since week one.

I bought the guy for one job and one job only.

He’s meant to be there when I need him – springing to life to deliver me a handy two points when my big signings are in the stands.

Somewhere along the line, he’s missed a meeting or his misread the job description. Either way, he seems intent on embarrassing me with his unfeasible and unsustainable strike rate.

I’ve stuck to my guns. He’s benched again today but nobody, including me, is very happy about it.

There’s talk of changing formation – of switching to all-out-attack just so that Capoue can get minutes.

In truth, I’m tempted. At least to get an incentive to drop in on a floodlit Turf Moor on Monday night.

As it is, Burnley against Watford sounds like x-certificate stuff, made all the more chilling by the prospect that Capoue will undermine my judgement further with another sublimely taken goal.

On top of this, my transfer policy is now in question.

I’ve managed to get away with ushering Eden Hazard quietly out of the back door.

There’s hardly been a whisper about that – those opening three Gameweeks now seem forgotten.

Clearly, the lads remember how he let us down last season. I think they were thankful that I’d not fallen under his spell again.

But my other Gameweek 6 move has provoked a much bigger reaction.

There’s talk that my decision to eject Zlatan Ibrahimovic is personal. Accusations that there wasn’t room enough in the dressing room for two swollen egos.

He didn’t go quietly, either.

“Zlatan is not happy. Zlatan says that your blind faith in Aguero and your concept that Lukaku will show consistency is ridiculous. You will see that he will blank at Bournemouth. You are a fool to turn your back on Zlatan.”

Yeah. Whatever. There’s the door, don’t forget your hair bands.

I fully accept that it would be just like Zlatan to punish me.

Today’s early kick-off will be another 90 minutes of flinching and fidgeting. The forthcoming Old Trafford meetings with Stoke and Burnley also look to be terrifying prospects.

But I’m in a decision-making business and, as I’ve said before, this season is forcing me to make some big ones.

Lukaku and Sanchez had to stay. As for Aguero – he’s just Aguero and he comes tattooed with the captain’s armband.

But I admit – “Mark might have made an error.”

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

1,938 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Siggy Azalea
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Wildcard team for this GW...Good to go?

    Foster
    Evans-Jagielka-Vertongen
    KDB-Mane(c)-Capoue-Sterling
    Aguero-Deeney-Costa

    Thanks!

    1. Winston.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Costa to Lukaku and Vert to Walker plus Jagielka to Coleman...

    2. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Too much city but what the hell. Go for it. I would change one to Payet or Antonio and upgrade to baines or Coleman and whatever filth you're benching for Capoue.

    3. Yankee Toffee
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      drop sterling

  2. Winston.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Repost...On WC, which one to prefer?

    A. Mane, Ighalo, Koscielny

    B. Sanchez, Deeney, Holebas

    Thanks.

    1. seanpauldcu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      A

  3. SH
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    best 4.4 bench fodder mid whose price wont drop in the long run?

    1. Omar Devone Little
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Fletcher

    2. Bend It Like Bennett
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Carrick

  4. The Hindu Monkey
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Reassure me this looks okay. Not much going back now. Pulled the trigger and lost all the price rising place holders (thanks sterling who made me a vital extra million this week)

    Heaton (Pickford)
    Coleman Shaw Holebas (Evans, Amat)
    Sanchez Firmino Payet (c) Capoue (snodgrass)
    Aguero Lukaku Rashford

    1. Spencer
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Looks great to me Monkey. Firm (c) for me, but I like your style.

      1. The Hindu Monkey
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks. Very tempted by firm but so hard to call the pool scorers.

    2. Over Midwicket
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Love the Payet pick..

    3. kumast
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Rashford a gamble. Deeney? Captain Aguero, Firmino vc.

  5. Rolls-Royce
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    I think I'm ready to Roll, Suggestions welcomed 🙂

    Foster
    Williams Stones Smith
    Sanchez Antonio Firmino Capoue
    Aguero Lukaku Zlatan
    ---------------------------------------------
    Pickford Holebas Fletcher Amat.

    1. kalmoffit
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Make sure you got the right Smith

      1. Rolls-Royce
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 9 months ago

        Haha., I'm sure mate. Its Brad Smith 😉

  6. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Valencia or McAuley?

  7. jmcclory123
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Mike Dean reffing the United game just made my decision to keep Ibra all the sweeter

    1. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      So nervous. Rashford had better win it at least!

  8. Henryyy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Aguero, Ibra and Lukaku today will be magic

    1. jmcclory123
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Beautiful

    2. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Sold Ibra for Kun, so have got the other template striker trinity of Kun, Lukaku and Deeney instead.

      1. Henryyy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 9 months ago

        Not bad, Watford looks strong

        1. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 9 months ago

          Already got Capoue though, but Deeney at £6.9 last night was good value for money.

    3. umerlfc
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      I'm in the same train

      1. Henryyy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 9 months ago

        The magic train

    4. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Lukaku will bomb. I curse him every times. He's scored about two goals for me in twenty plus appearances in my team over the past 2 and a bit seasons. Absolute troll.

    5. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Yep. And no reason why not. Would love it if Ibra punishes all those who were shouting at how great he is a few GW back. He's still scoring points.

  9. Snibal
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Great article! Loved reading it

  10. Sterling Chap
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Anybody done double LIV today?

    1. zizoo10
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      firm & mane here. had mane(C) but switched to kun 10 mins ago

      1. Sterling Chap
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 9 months ago

        Brave man. Who did you ship out to make it happen?

    2. DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      just firm but the last time it was in place was burnley which was nice

      1. Sterling Chap
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 9 months ago

        Haha - that's a warning, right??

    3. Hurricane Gilbert
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Yes and Mané (c)

      1. Sterling Chap
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 9 months ago

        Nice work. But are you not worried about LIV's record against low club teams with that captain choice?

      2. Siggy Azalea
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 9 months ago

        Mane (c) all the way!

  11. SH
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    best 4.4 bench fodder mid whose price wont drop?

    1. Boz
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      De Roon in flavour round here atm

  12. seanpauldcu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Heaton | Foster
    Valencia | Walker | Baines | Evans | Amat
    Hazard | Ozil | Firmino | Antonio | Sterling
    Deeney | Wilson | Lukaku

    Have done Negredo > Deeney and Friend > Amat this week FT to free up funds for Aguero but now having reservations that I should take the -12pt hit this week in case he goes mental at Swansea.

    Wilson > Aguero
    Ozil > Cazorla
    Hazard > Capoue

    Or do I wait one week? Help needed!

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Personally I would just do it and bite the bullet re the 12pt hit.

      Even if Kun does nothing this weekend you now don't have to worry about getting him in or price rises and drops and all that other stuff.

  13. Gilbert Prilasnig
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Last gasp Wildcard question:
    a) Diomande - Firmino - Koscielny
    b) Costa - Fletcher - Holebas

    1. Big Red Dog
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Costa Holebas or Firmino Koscielny hmm I'd go A I reckon but you should have a Liv midfielder

    2. UnitedFan
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      A

  14. Big Red Dog
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    is Zuniga going to start with Janmaat injured?

    1. william prunier
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Be nice hey

  15. UnitedFan
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Which keeper to play?

    A) Foster (sto)
    B) Heaton (WAT)

    Already have Evans. Currently on A) as I think Watford will score and Stoke have been poor. Your thoughts?

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      A

    2. Clump
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Foster today.

    3. Robben Mee Blind
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      I'm playing Heaton but also playing McAuley

  16. Fowler23
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    A) Coutinho / Capoue
    B) Firmino / Fletcher

    1. ScottyMaz12
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      A

    2. L9
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      a if u are not going to bench capoue

  17. ScottyMaz12
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    To finish off wildcard:

    a) Sterling & Deeney/Rashford
    b) Snodgrass & Costa

    1. Darth_Newdar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      a) with your choice out of Deeney and Rashford... I think I'm going to go with Rashford, but it's a tough choice.

  18. L9
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    amat(4,1m) or lenihan (3,9m) for 5th defender-bench warmer ?
    th other 4 defs are walker williams stones lovren so i guess i wont have to use th 5 th defender... is there any chanc that a price would fall below 3,9m ?

  19. Shrimpy
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Best 4.6 mid?

    1. L9
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      if it s for bench u can go with rodwell, barry and generally anyine who is nailed and u ll bring u 2 3 points if u need to use him

  20. Offs!de
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Last moment dillema!!!
    Who to play?
    A. Capoue vs burnley
    B. Puncheon vs sunderland

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      B

    2. Gianfranco Zola
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Haha look below.

  21. Gianfranco Zola
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Have Lukaku. Do I play:

    A) Bolasie (bou)
    B) Capoue (bur)

    Thanks!

    1. TheEgyptianKing
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      A

    2. Peggi
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      A. having lukaku shouldn't effect your decision

  22. Stevee10001
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Who to play capoue or rondon?

    1. Boz
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Rondon

  23. Boz
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    A) Baines - Lovren
    B) Williams - Vertonghen

    1. Belsunz
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Never trust Liverpool defence.

  24. Kryten
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Help wc so long term

    A. Williams
    B. Stones

    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      A

    2. Boz
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      A if you don't have Baines or Coleman

      1. Robben Mee Blind
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 9 months ago

        This

  25. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Costa will be even better with Cesc starting.

  26. Studgie G
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Foster or Jaku to start?

    1. Boz
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      Foster

  27. temo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    My finaly WC-team
    Pickford (Foster)
    Walker Stones Holebas (Kelly Kingsley)
    Sanchez Firm Sterling Antonio Capoe
    Kun Lukaku (Wilson)

    Gtg?

  28. Jay #
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Always love the preamble! 'Zlatan approves of the preambles in general'

  29. Belsunz
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    I just love the Pre-Match preamble. Top stuff, Mark! Your decision to ditch Zlatan however... 😉

  30. Judas
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 9 months ago

    Are we going to trust this source and take it that Lovren isnt starting?

    If so I need to alter my whole defensive rotation

    1. Hurricane Gilbert
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 9 months ago

      He can't br dropped, must be an injury IF the rumour is true. I'm keeping, he is still a good long term prospect in my eyes.