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  1. el polako
    • 7 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Porro can assist Gordon but can’t play a good pass to Son.
    So Spursy.

  2. g40steve
    • 6 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    I considered BB this week but advice was save for 34/37, I can feel a monster bench haul loading!

    Neto, Gordon, Gusto, Burn

    1. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Easy BB that is

  3. FPL Blow-In
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    I’m feeling short changed as an Isak owner, should have 3

    1. HurriKane
      • 12 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Calma still got a half left

  4. Dušan Citizen
    • 10 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    I hate seeing people leaving a few mins before the HT just to go to eat or drink.

    Are you so spoiled that you can't go 2 hours without eating? Do you come to the stadium just for food? Stay on your seat and support your team, a lot can happen in that few mins.

    1. x.jim.x
      • 10 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      I hate seeing people who exclusively watch the matches on their couch criticise actual match-goers behaviour

      1. Sun God Nika
        • 4 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        Lol how do you know if the poster is not at work or at family event etc ?

      2. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        Sure, I can't say anything just because I am not from England

        1. x.jim.x
          • 10 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          Bit defensive considering I didn’t even mention England?

          If you don’t go to the match every other week, you haven’t got any idea what it’s like, simple as that.

        2. el polako
          • 7 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          You can go to games in other places than England.
          In fact a lot of leagues in Europe have a much better atmosphere on the grounds.

          1. Dušan Citizen
            • 10 Years
            5 months, 6 days ago

            I live in Kosovo and I am a Serb, so there are no games in the region of 100 km where Serbian games are played and I certainly can't go to the Albanian ones.

        3. GreennRed
          • 12 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          I'm definitely not English and can say what I like here, happy to be criticised at times. It's a forum. Prob going 2 mins early to avoid long Q to the jacks.

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Impatient and don’t want to wait in queues

      It’s society. See how close everyone wants to park to the entrance to the shop at retail parks even causing road rage and fights for parking spots when there are empty spaces all over the rest of the car park

      1. x.jim.x
        • 10 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        Lmao it’s because they want a beer without missing the start of the second half, nothing to do with sOcIeTy

      2. Crunchie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 6 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        You definitely don't go to games

    3. Steve The Spud
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Sorry man, will make sure I starve next time

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        So you telling me you are not able to eat before or after the match?

    4. HurriKane
      • 12 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      I hate seeing people complain about the most insignificant of things. Let them be

    5. el polako
      • 7 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      It’s beer mate, not food.
      It’s beer…

      1. Merlin the Wraith
        • 8 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        Beer IS food!...

    6. Kaneyonero
      • 8 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Ok brah

    7. Slaps
      • 13 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Those few minutes are the difference between 1 pint or two

    8. Hairy Potter
      • 9 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      A lot of it is whether you can hold in your wee after sinking a load of pints before the game.

      1. Hairy Potter
        • 9 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        Most on here won't remember the days of blokes just weeing on the terraces mid game.

        1. Boss Hogg
          • 14 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          The old Wembley Stadium cascading terrace water feature.

        2. Crunchie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 6 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          Omg I do

          I went to an fa cup trophy game ain the late 80s. With a mate who was a Telford fan when Wembley was terracing and about 15000 fans in the stadium you could see it all

        3. Merlin the Wraith
          • 8 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          Or in a bottle before launching it at the opposition.

      2. Crunchie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 6 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        Lol. Bars don't open until half time so you have to queue to at least 10 minutes then down your bottle in 5 minutes

        I do it if I was a spurs fan today for sure

        1. Hairy Potter
          • 9 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          One of the good things about SJP being in Newcastle city centre is that there are plenty of bars to go in pre-match.

          1. Crunchie
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 6 Years
            5 months, 6 days ago

            Yeah
            I am talking about spurs fans travelling to and from the game

            Some will be driving some will get the train

            Alot will drink on the train some won't

            Only the really early starters or those who stayed over night may have time for that

      3. Flynniesta
        • 9 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        I can definitely relate to this comment

    9. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      I missed goals at half time going for a drink at half time but I still always stay at the end

      The queue starts very quickly at half time and if it is alcoholic, there is a stupid rule that you cannot get one until the half time whilst at most grounds especially in the awaybend

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        But can't you go for that 2 hours without drinking, mate?

        1. Hairy Potter
          • 9 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          Wasn't football invented to stop blokes spending all day Saturday in the pub?

        2. Crunchie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 6 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          Yes I don't do it all the time

          If I saw my team defending like that after getting up at 5am to get a train from Newcastle

          Id be pi**d of and get one yes

          When I smoked it may have been a cigarette

          What's your point

          Am I an alcoholic? Are you judging me? Because I might miss 5 minutes after travelling and have to look forward to a nother 6 hour travel home?

          Have you ever been to an away game with a 12 hour journey and spend 30 minutes getting in and out of the ground and then waiting for the overcrowded trains

          If not. Then you won't understand

          1. Dušan Citizen
            • 10 Years
            5 months, 6 days ago

            No, I am not saying you are alcoholic. Maybe I just can't explain. Never mind anyway, have a nice day, sir.

            1. Crunchie
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 6 Years
              5 months, 6 days ago

              And you mate

    10. Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Yet again, someone who clearly doesn't go to games, or hasn't been in a while.

      At Brentford, it is often the case that
      a) food and drink is designed to run out at the end of half time (they don't want surplus). Last time I was at the back of the queue (watched all of first half), got to counter and they had no beer, and no food. They cobbled together bits of vegetables, dolloped over curry sauce, just a bowl of sauce, and rightly said no charge.

      b) if you go for pints at HT and you're back of the queue, then you probably miss first two mins of second half anyway.

      1. Crunchie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 6 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        Exactly

    11. HNI
      • 11 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      I can speak for Manchester, food is so bad at Old Trafford that I never get stuck in line in Sir Alex stand even when I walk brisky after half time whistle

  5. Steve The Spud
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 4 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Son captain going to be season ending this week

    1. HurriKane
      • 12 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      I reckon he scores in 2nd half. But why haven't you captained Haaland?

    2. el polako
      • 7 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      I feel sorry for him.
      Maddison is far from his best.
      Johnson and Werner are athletes not footballers.
      Kulusevski struggles to make a clean pass when he comes on.

    3. jonnybhoy
      • 11 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Spurs always score 2nd half

    4. GreennRed
      • 12 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Should improve 2nd half.

  6. HurriKane
    • 12 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Gw35 wildcarders still going to sell Saka when he faces Tottenham that gw?

    1. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Nope keeping two arsenal Gabriel and Saka

      They are going for the title

      I may have to sacrifice Salah until last game week but he needs to improve anyway

      Been off it on the eye test

  7. Differentiator
    • 8 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Referee having an absolute mare

    1. Steve The Spud
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Been shocking, so pinickaty

      1. Differentiator
        • 8 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        Maddison should've been yellowed
        Burn should've been yellowed
        Van De Ven yellow should have been to Werner
        Burn should've been second yellowed, and penalty to Spurs

  8. Merlin the Wraith
    • 8 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Possibility that Spurs blame that awful shirt colour?

    1. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Ange isn't a Alex Ferguson

      But it is a stupid kit to play against black and white

      1. Merlin the Wraith
        • 8 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        I think the colour is called something arty farty as Taupe? Still requires a fashion police charge & God forbid any Spurs fan forked out £??? for it!

    2. el polako
      • 7 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      That’s a old lady bra colour.

      1. el polako
        • 7 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        No surprise defenders are making tits out of themselves.

      2. Merlin the Wraith
        • 8 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        If the label fits ... 🙂

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Stupid decision

    2. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Wow out again

    3. Free Hat
      • 5 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      If so, I think he is my worst buy this season, and that says a lot.

      Only kept him still for this gw only...

    4. WVA
      • 8 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      FML why?

    5. Not again Shirley
      • 7 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Out completely or benched?

    6. PartyTime
      • 3 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      I am not on X so this isn’t helpful

    7. Kaneyonero
      • 8 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Well getting Maddison's blank off the bench then loo

      1. Kaneyonero
        • 8 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        Lol

    8. Sprinterdude
      • 3 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      He was passed fit yesterday

      I doubt this is true

  9. Letsgo!
    • 7 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Anybody know if estu starting?

    1. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Would like to know this

  10. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    FFS benched Gordon this week for Wissa....

    1. Cojones of Destiny
      • 6 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      wissa didn’t play yet but yeah horrible decision

  11. Randaxus
    • 3 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Tottenham consistently have a relegation level defence.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      And a similar level attack

      1. Randaxus
        • 3 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        Their defence reminds me of Manchester United.

        1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
          • 14 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          It’s on a similar level just less funny

  12. Steve The Spud
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 4 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Toney been a really good signing for me lol

    1 return in about 5 weeks and benched the last 2

  13. Claudio555
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 6 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Gordon first bench. Chances Saka or Darwin won’t play?

    1. GreennRed
      • 12 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Slim.

    2. Eze Really?
      • 10 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      They both get cameos(smile)

  14. WVA
    • 8 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Foden to Gordon cancelled due to the City leak, Toney killing me

    1. el polako
      • 7 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      All you need now is Foden’s injury manifesting early in the game and him being subbed off 10 minutes in.

  15. Gizzachance
    • 9 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Benched dubravka for Areola, we under how that will work out !

    1. Scalper
      • 8 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Areola fit?

      1. Ask Yourself
        • 8 Years
        5 months, 6 days ago

        To be assessed before the Fulham game, couldn’t be more 50/50

        1. Sun God Nika
          • 4 Years
          5 months, 6 days ago

          Thank god should be back for 34 hopefully then

    2. GreennRed
      • 12 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Toon will do very well to keep a CS.

    3. PartyTime
      • 3 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Of course! Areola gonna excrete a huge turd on the 17th minute & get subbed off

    4. Royal5
      • 13 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Spurs will score

  16. Coaly
    • 11 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Gross Muniz to Mac Allister Mateta for free sound good?

    Or is it worth moving Isak out to get Darwin for the double?

    1. PartyTime
      • 3 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      That hurts

  17. Atimis
    • 8 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Good I don’t have Isak but kept Toney with Sheffield in mind roftl

  18. MikeS
    • 10 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Son blank and dubravka cleanie locked in

  19. Royal5
    • 13 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Porro done

    1. The Ilfordian
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      My rival has him; great relief after last week

    2. Gizzachance
      • 9 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Blindsided me with his goal last week! This was his last for me, even with w/c 35 !

  20. Baps hunter
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 6 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Porro down

    1. Baps hunter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Hammy

  21. Gizzachance
    • 9 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Looks like Porro coming off

    1. MikeS
      • 10 Years
      5 months, 6 days ago

      Porr0

  22. Over Midwicket
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Porro finito

  23. el polako
    • 7 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Porro pretending an injury to save himself from more embarrassment.

  24. Baps hunter
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 6 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    WC35 looking more likely

  25. MikeS
    • 10 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Porr0

  26. Kaneyonero
    • 8 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    At least I got Mbeumo in

  27. Thanos
    • 3 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Porro zero!

  28. TheSteel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    5 months, 6 days ago

    Porro assist locked