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  1. faux_C
    • 11 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    This is killing me. Mykolenko and Andersen glaring at me from the bench.

  2. The Knights Template
    • 10 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    What sort of food would they be selling at this match?

    1. EffPeeEll
      • 4 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Humble Pie

    2. Fitzy.
      • 12 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      No popcorn

    3. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Chocolate covered….

      …crickets….

    4. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Sticky toffee pudding I guess?

    5. Eh, just one more thing ...
      • 12 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Liver and onions for Woy …. Plate is just sat there untouched. And a bowl of worms for Shaun.

    6. Camino Aleatorio
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Strong coffee to keep you awake.

  3. Feed tha Sheep
    • 12 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Which is more important to get back in first?

    A. Saka
    B. Watkins

    1. Eh, just one more thing ...
      • 12 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Saka … as long as you have Watkins before 29

  4. 1NAM
    • 13 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Everton and West Ham have got to be the most negative home crowds in the PL.

  5. The Reptile
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Anyone know why Jota and Nunez aren't flagged - will Nunez feature v Luton?

    1. have you seen cyan
      • 5 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Darwin probably out for 2 weeks, Jota 2 months. Salah ahs a bit of cramp or something

      1. The Suspended One
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        Ban

        1. Gazwaz80
          • 5 Years
          8 months, 1 day ago

          I did hear somebody at work today mention that there may be an issue with Darwin….

          1. Better off with a pin and a…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            8 months, 1 day ago

            Do you work for Creationist Weekly?

    2. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Darwin likely to play I think.

      Jota out for 2 months...

      Salah unknown and could go either way

    3. NATSTER
      • 14 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Nothing is official yet. That might be the reason.

  6. Hazz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Can somebody please shout OMG or something.

    1. Eh, just one more thing ...
      • 12 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      OMG! They killed football!

      1. The Suspended One
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        You bastages

    2. Ze_Austin
      • 5 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Yes boss

    3. Hazz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      OMG!

  7. Snoop Udogie Dogg
    • 4 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Morning Ginas,

    I have a slightly off topic question - I was using Google Authenticator earlier today, like this 2FA thing that gives you random codes, and I (honestly) saw the number 777 777.

    What are the odds on that? One in a million? Glad I'm having luck somewhere at least because my OR has gone to shiit

    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 13 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      1 in 999,999

      1. The Suspended One
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        Maths…

        1. Comment removed. Please refer to our terms and conditions on posting comments.

      2. Snoop Udogie Dogg
        • 4 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        So one in a million, including zero? I guess every code is one in a million though

        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 13 Years
          8 months, 1 day ago

          Have ever seen 000 000 ? Suspect it isnt there

          1. Snoop Udogie Dogg
            • 4 Years
            8 months, 1 day ago

            no, but I've just seen 777 777, and i have no friends

    2. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      I thought you'd given up the weed?

      1. The Suspended One
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        Maybe he needs to go back

      2. Snoop Udogie Dogg
        • 4 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        I have, mostly sniiif gluuue and lick dog shiiit these days

        1. Hooky
          • 9 Years
          8 months, 1 day ago

          Have you moved to Merthyr Tydfil?

        2. I'm out of name ideas
          • 7 Years
          8 months, 1 day ago

          Sniff glue? Seriously dude have a little class.

          1. Snoop Udogie Dogg
            • 4 Years
            8 months, 1 day ago

            fark off marvin

    3. nicecat
      • 8 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      I got 842 374. Odds are also one in a million. Crazy.

      1. Snoop Udogie Dogg
        • 4 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        well yeah, i assumed the same, but is all the same number not more?

        1. nicecat
          • 8 Years
          8 months, 23 hours ago

          Odds of getting all the same digits is ten in a million. It's quite special what you got there.

    4. I'm out of name ideas
      • 7 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      It will be the same odds as any other combination of 6 numbers.

  8. Tasty Jerk
    • 12 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    YESSS!!!! Ayew!

    1. Ze_Austin
      • 5 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      This match did not deserve that goal

      Beautiful shot

  9. HelmutCool
    • 2 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Rip my double everton....

    1. have you seen cyan
      • 5 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      justice for GW1 pickford owners

      1. SouthCoastSaint
        • 12 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        Amen

  10. Dammit_182
    • 3 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Strike! Been watching this with my Pickford keeper pick but fair play that’s a strike!

  11. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 12 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Pickford blows it.

  12. SouthCoastSaint
    • 12 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Rivals with double EVE defence. You love to see it

  13. More Cowbell
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Toffees cleanie busted

    1. Hazz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      No Young, no clean sheet

  14. Tonyawesome69
    • 5 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Pickford's tiny wee arms couldn't reach that

    1. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      You’ve got to hold onto my good arm

      1. More Cowbell
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        Take my stronggg hand

    2. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Jeremy Beadle had better reach than Pickford

  15. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Fekk off dyche with your shite team

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Palace not much better

  16. boombaba
    • 11 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Any Darwin news ?

  17. Pedersen
    • 6 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Jota + Archer to Solanke + Hee Chang -4 ?
    Anyone better at 5.7m below in mid

    1. I SPEAK ENGELS AND DRINK GI…
      • 4 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Im probably doing this If Archer is out. No other reason to take the hit

      1. Pedersen
        • 6 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        I might just do Hee Chan and wait 1 GW with Solanke. Should have 11 playing then (pending nothing more happens)

        1. Stranger Mings
          • 3 Years
          8 months, 1 day ago

          Me too

  18. Ze_Austin
    • 5 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Onana G, btw

    1. Ze_Austin
      • 5 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      McNeil assist

      Deserved based on a few of his crosses tonight, methinks

  19. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Palace cleanies gone

  20. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Johnstone dropped next game now?

  21. Snoop Udogie Dogg
    • 4 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Everton have the uncanny ability to do the opposite of whatever the faaaaaaaark i do

    1. Ze_Austin
      • 5 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      So you've been winning and you got points added to you at work?

      1. Snoop Udogie Dogg
        • 4 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        precisely. Thanks Hercules Poirot

  22. Sun Jihai
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Bad news for all the Palace defence holders

    1. GreennRed
      • 13 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Could be worse. Have Johnstone on the bench. Thought I'd be holding him until WC. Bit baffling why Henderson kept the jersey.

  23. NATSTER
    • 14 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Great result for non owners, I guess.

  24. Shark Team
    • 7 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Everton with 2 strikers too good

  25. Sun Jihai
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    We've now had 38 straight games with over 1.5 goal scored. Have to go back to 30 Jan and first day of GW22 for one that had fewer goals.

    1. shorey143
      • 3 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Good stats

      1. shorey143
        • 3 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        However I just plugged in the next 12 matches and it accumulates to a whopping 2.6/1

    2. GreennRed
      • 13 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      The standard of defending isn't what it used to be.

      1. Freshy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        The chicks dig goals

        1. GreennRed
          • 13 Years
          8 months, 1 day ago

          Because they like entertainment and think a game with few goals isn't entertaining. Football is about finding the way to win. 3 points for 1-0 or 5-4.

    3. Traction Engine Foot
      • 6 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Averaging 3.24 goals per game over the season, which is easily the highest it has ever been in the Premier League era. Probably a lot of this can be explained by the increase in added time, but I don't think that explains all of it.

      1. GreennRed
        • 13 Years
        8 months, 1 day ago

        Would be interesting to compare the average gametimes this season and previously and goals scored in the last 10 minutes of games. In my head the fatigue of longer games should lead to more goals because more mistakes are made. In practice teams are savvy, taking breaks in games, slowing the clock breaking up their opponents momentum. Maybe interesting is the wrong word, but it is for a nerd like me!

  26. grooveymatt65
    • 11 Years
    8 months, 1 day ago

    Hey guys, I just need a second opinion on the below team please, plan to get Solanke next GW.

    Dubravka

    Gabriel Reguilon Trippier

    Foden Richarlison Jota KDB

    Haaland Watkins Darwin

    Areola Porro Kabore Anderson

    £0.1 itb 1ft

    1. Jota and Richarlison to Saka and Hwang for -4

    2. Jota and Richarlison to Saka and Odegaard for -4

    3. Jota and Richarlison to Saka and Neto for -4

    4. Jota and Porro to Saka and Ait Nori for -4

    5. Other

    5. Save

    Thanks guys!!!

    1. boombaba
      • 11 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      1

    2. GreennRed
      • 13 Years
      8 months, 1 day ago

      Jota and Darwin to Gordon and Hojlund.

  27. Total Foot 5
    • 11 Years
    7 months, 26 days ago

    Brace dluis